You see some disturbing things on Telly. Earlier tonight, I saw Gillian “the awful poo lady” McKeith standing in the high street, poking women in the bottom. Now, it’s a variety of cocks in extreme close up. No, silly, The Apprentice is Tomorrow night – this is some sex education thing on Channel 4. I’m not really watching it so keep hearing random bits out of context:-

“Obviously, men don’t have bunny ears on their cocks”

The adverts are clearly made to match too. Not sure they’ll sell many of those Chlamydia pants, though

“There are basic rules when cleaning a penis”

No Brillo pads or bleach, for one thing