Everybody Laughed At The Time But They Never Asked Us Back » Rudeness http://www.delishus.co.uk/Blog Thu, 18 Mar 2010 11:42:31 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Rude Men … I Think http://www.delishus.co.uk/Blog/2007/10/28/rude-men-i-think/ http://www.delishus.co.uk/Blog/2007/10/28/rude-men-i-think/#comments Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:17:24 +0000 Scott http://www.delishus.co.uk/Blog/2007/10/28/rude-men-i-think/ Overheard two men at a bar, discussing one of the barmaids:-

Man 1: “oh aye, you would but she’d take some shaggin’”
Man 2:”aye … and you’d need a pair of axle stands for her legs”

um … ? D’you think they were talking about the short one or the Rotund one? Lost on me.

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Billie De Piper De Belle De Jour De lingerie

I’m 35, damn it, I should be LONG past reacting like this. I was reading the GUARDIAN, for goodness sake, I should be outraged by the objectification of the female form and the misogyny and the puerile attempt to shock weedy lefties with a double page picture of a scantily clad woman.

still…

Billie in her knickers.

eh? eh?? phwaor

]]> http://www.delishus.co.uk/Blog/2007/09/25/outraged-of-chorlton/feed/ 11 Music Be The Food Of … erm … http://www.delishus.co.uk/Blog/2007/07/05/music-be-the-food-of-erm/ http://www.delishus.co.uk/Blog/2007/07/05/music-be-the-food-of-erm/#comments Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:50:45 +0000 Scott http://www.delishus.co.uk/Blog/2007/07/05/music-be-the-food-of-erm/ As as rule, Beloved Sophie and I don’t have arguments. Disagreements, discussions, a battle of wit and wisdom – yes, but not proper shouting matches. The closest we ever come is during DIY sessions or while pontificating about music.

The last such wrangle was over the meaning of a Cat Empire song. While not wishing to go over the details of it, in short I was completely correct and she was very, very wrong.

This week, it got heated fairly late on after 3 bottles of wine. I don’t remember the fine details but Beloved suggested I am “a crap musician” for reasons involving Paul Simon, Josef Mengele and the Bhundu boys.

I am ashamed to admit I had no answer to that.

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Wearing them today, I am delighted to find I can safely put loose change in my pocket AND open my legs.

Which makes me sound like a cheap hooker but then I always was anybody’s for a bag of wine gums and a smile.

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