For a start, Sophie didn’t like getting woken up at 8:30 a.m. to let the repair man in.

She was even less impressed when he asked if anyone could have “accidentally” switched off the boiler. “Ha,” she cried, “He’d have checked that first, how daft do you think we are?”

Her response to the engineer discovering that “someone” had shoved the toolbox into the cupboard just hard enough to … um … accidentally switch off the boiler was not recorded.

If anyone wants me, I’ll be hiding in the garage until she calms down.